The Agora

Xoticus The Swamp Elf · King Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 137 Location: Tharropolis

During the last expedition, the Glorious Laconian Army was attacked by a pair of mighty Owlbears in the plains northeast of Mount Olympus (K21). After swiftly dispatching the beasts, I, King Xoticus and my son, Pathos took pity on the creatures. We decided to animate the corpses and lead them south to the forests near Bronze Guardia (H22), where they were promptly ressurected, after being placed in suitable enclosures, of course. They seem to be doing well and are quite happy living off of the local wildlife. I do not believe that such creatures are evil, and deserve better than to simply fall victim to our expansion. If any more such creatures are discovered, we will care for them as well. I would also ask that our allies in Empyrean follow the same or similar procedure when encountering any magical creatures. If they are released into my care, I will pay suitably for your trouble. I assure you that they will recieve only the best of care. In the meantime, all Laconians and allies are welcome to view the Owlbear exhibit. Admission is free, but donations are welcome, all proceeds going towards care of the animals.
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Iltztafein Derahel · Posted: Tue, April 15, 2008, 5:03:35pm Post subject:

I regret to inform you that, unless you enjoy the capture and captivity of humans, The Empyrean cannot help you. My records indicate that we have yet to run into anything but humans during our expansion.

However, I am hearing rumors of barbarians. Are barbarians considered zoo-worthy?
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Arelon of Laconia · Posted: Tue, April 15, 2008, 5:20:18pm Post subject: The zoo

I dont think any barbarians are able to be domesticated so I would say the answer to that question is no. Laughing

As for this zoo I think it is a good idea since I know you and your son will care for the animals. I was kept in a zoo once and I didn't receive the care and attention that you will give these creatures so with that having been said I will give 5 gold towards the zoo effort with more to come later if necessary. Also, have you thought about names for them, like Munch-Munch for the male and Miss Hootey for the female. Just a thought. I will bring the money to you shortly. Until then, Hail King Xoticus and his son Pathos!
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Iltztafein Derahel · Posted: Tue, April 15, 2008, 5:22:48pm Post subject:

If anybody understands the proper care of captive creatures, Pathos does. By the looks of it, Mordom fed him well on the reserve.

Though, that belly of his could just be genetics at work...

Anyway... Your advice is well-taken, Arelon. Thankfully, your great King Xoticus gave me a solution to my barbarian problem that will make both the barbarians and the women of my nation very happy.

Also, when is the public grand-opening of this zoo? I will contact Hans Strudel, the great baker of the north and have him cook some Couch Beast cookies for each patron of the zoo. Believe me... They are very delicious!
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Iltztafein Derahel · Posted: Tue, April 15, 2008, 6:07:21pm Post subject:

BTW, here is a picture you can use for advertising your zoo. It's very life-like!

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Xoticus The Swamp Elf · King Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 137 Location: Tharropolis

Well there being only one exhibit thus far, I would hesitate to have a "Grand Opening" until there are at least three. Perhaps at the campout, you could keep an eye out for any magical creatures befitting of the zoo? I don't nessecarily need them alive, but at least keep them from decaying until they can be resurrected by our staff.

Also please remember that I once was a captive of the "Reserve" as well. This is not the same thing, as these creatures are neither going to be tortured nor used as food for orcs! I would ask you not to speak so casually about such things, as the horrors I witnessed there still haunt my dreams. I am glad that Pathos was too young to remember such things...

On a brighter note, however, that is a wonderful picture! I am assuming that it is a juvenile, as "Munch-Munch", the male is over 14 feet tall! I also thank Arelon for his generous contribution!
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Xoticus Of Laconia
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Shaman of Tharros
There is no Elven Conspiracy...

Iltztafein Derahel · Posted: Tue, April 15, 2008, 6:20:06pm Post subject:

Oh. I did not know that on the reserve you were treated so poorly. I've only ever met one elf that lived on the reserve formally (other than you and Pathos). And we know where that led... She had few complaints about life on the reserve, though.

As for the picture... Yes, I do believe it to be a magical illustration of a young owl bear. Perhaps your couple will mate in captivity and give you exactly that!

As for magical creatures, I will not be there, so I cannot catalogue any such instances. However, I will ask all other Brothers and numbers, including Ursus Polaris, to be on the lookout for such.

Hopefully Brother Occultus won't show up... Or the only thing you'll be getting is a pelt.
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Ignius Maximus · Helot Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 31

Hail King Xoticus and his son Pathos! The mercy they show the indigenous life of our land should be an example to all.
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