The Agora

Poop MacGuilicutty · Helot Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 4

The first thing I remember is hot dogs... a woman...she's telling me to reach for the hot dogs...off the tree in front of me. I remember the first time the greasy links grazed my palm, I slowly closed my fist around one, and it released itself from the tree. Before I could even get it in my basket I heard the scuffle...and when I turned back...the woman was gone.
I've spent the last 22 years in that field, and were it not for the Great Lysander, I would be there still. There is no end to the debt in which I am to Monsieur le Maire, or Mister Δήμαρχος in Laconian speak. That is why I must find Entreri...his life will be short, as long as I'm at his back...
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A Warrant for the immediate capture or return of Entreri Livingstone, has been issued by the provincial Mayor of Argyle. This Warrant authorizes the bearer to use any means necessary to process the immediate punishment for crimes against Laconia.

Poop MacGuilicutty · Helot Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 4

Absolom · Posted: Fri, May 2, 2008, 7:47:35pm Post subject:

I am not opening any links posted by a guy named "Poop". Mad

Absolom

Entreri Livingstone · Helot Joined: 21 Jul 2007 Posts: 1

From Entreri Livingstone (dictated but not read),
So...Poop Macguilicutty, such a repugnant example of helotian servatude, you sincerley believe that you can find me? All the praying to every illusory diety known throughout the realm of Darkon will not aid you in your quest. Lysander? You consider yourself indebted to that pawn of Tharropolis? Why don't you just bend over like an Athenian and let the Spartans have their way with you? I cannot believe what has become of Argyle. Have you all forgotten how to smoke your peat moss, tend to your women, and PRESERVE YOUR INTEGRITY? Many of the Clan fought long for you to even draw a breath, and now you repay them with this? In my eyes your no better than that traitor robert the bruce; selling out your own people for a piece of the emperial pie. As for me, well...good luck.

Absolom · Posted: Wed, May 7, 2008, 10:44:35pm Post subject:

Heathen. I will assist you, er, Poop.

Er, can't you at least call yourself "Poopos", or something? Confused

King Absolom

Pathos Flidjik Vlurdusk · Posted: Thu, May 8, 2008, 2:51:14pm Post subject:

Normaly...I wouldn't involve myself with your human disputes, however I must say that Entreri needs to die. Not because he's blasphemous, that's needed to remind you of why you believe. No, he needs to die for his treacheries. I've been told he was squiring for the Noble known as Cailen, whom I have witnessed killing Laconians, through my seeing stone. We don't need someone like that running through the countryside, gathering information. I have tried to focus in on him, and my best estimate is he is moving towards the Empyrean-Laconia border. I hope this information helps you Poop. By the way, don't you know your real name?
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ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
GOOBLE GOBBLE!
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WE BREAK, HOLES IN TEETH
WE BREAK, HOLES IN TEETH
GOOBLE GOBBLE!
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Iltztafein Derahel · Posted: Thu, May 8, 2008, 3:35:08pm Post subject:

*a note arrives in Laconia)

Dear Laconian friends,

It seems as though it may be time for me to remove myself from the realm known as "retirement".

Not only is a adamant non-believer in the Great White Bear moving closer to my small nation-state, but this person is also a blatant abuser of the written word.

I will find this "Entreri" of yours and and cut his throat in a much more efficient manner than that of a common cut-throat.

I have just now made it my sole goal in life to punish this blasphemer. My indefatigable will and propensity towards justice will see to it.

His Most Honorable Pope of the Clergy o' Grammar,
Principia Linguista!

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*a note falls from a pidgeon flying high above entreri*

Go home to your precious birth city of Argyle. Keep yourself as far the frozen lands of the North as possible. Take your time in Argyle to study the written word and the proper use of it, or terrible fate awaits you.

You have been warned.

Signed,
The Twenty-Fourth Letter of The Alphabet

Pathos Flidjik Vlurdusk · Posted: Fri, May 9, 2008, 5:51:29am Post subject:

Poop MacGuilicutty · Helot Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 4

Pathos, What do you mean my real name? Poop is what I've always been called, that or helot.
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A Warrant for the immediate capture or return of Entreri Livingstone, has been issued by the provincial Mayor of Argyle. This Warrant authorizes the bearer to use any means necessary to process the immediate punishment for crimes against Laconia.

Iltztafein Derahel · Posted: Fri, May 9, 2008, 12:17:01pm Post subject:

Pathos Flidjik Vlurdusk · Posted: Mon, May 12, 2008, 9:34:13am Post subject:

Poop, ther is a wench at the Black Lion Inn in Tharropolis, whom you should speak with, I believe her to be your sister. According to her, your mother did not name you Poop, but Spartan. Naturaly, no helot in the field would ever be refered to by this title, you became known as Poop. Your mother had always hoped more for you than those fields, and it seems she was right. You may not have known it consciously, but the path you are on, was chosen for, not by you, Spartan.
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ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
GOOBLE GOBBLE!
GOOBLE GOBBLE!
WE BREAK, HOLES IN TEETH
WE BREAK, HOLES IN TEETH
GOOBLE GOBBLE!
GOOBLE GOBBLE!